I will baptize you in the stream of KBGA college radio's newest tunes while mixing in some of my favorites from the past couple years. After the baptizing, you must recite this prayer 100 times to redeem yourself from mainstream radio.

Glorious KBGA DJ, Prince of the heavenly hosts, who standest always ready to give assistance to the people of Missoula; who didst fight with the mainstream radio, and didst cast them out of heaven, and now valiantly defendest the KBGA College Radio that the gates of hell may never prevail against her, I earnestly entreat thee to assist me also, in the painful and dangerous conflict which I have to sustain against the same formidible foe. Be with me, KBGA DJ! that I may courageously fight and wholly vanquish that proud spirit, whom thou hast by the Divine Power, so gloriously overthrown, and whom our powerful King, Ben Weiss, has, in our nature, so completely overcome; to the end that having triumphed over the enemy of my salvation, I may with thee and the other holy DJs, praise the clemency of KBGA who, having refused mercy to the rebellious DJs after their fall, has granted repentance and forgiveness to fallen man. Amen.

Thank you,

DJ Largon

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